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eternalfairytales:

  • I am a male.
  • I am a girl.
  • I am shorter than 5’4
  • I have some scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
  • I have a tattoo.
  • I want a tattoo. 
  • I am self-conscious about my body.
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. 
  • I have more than 2 piercings. 
  • I have a piercing in a place other than my ears
  • I have freckles.
  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve run away from home.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house. 
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want to have kids someday.
  • I’m in school.
  • I’ve lost a child.
  • I have/had a job. 
  • I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
  • I always do/did my homework.
  • I’ve missed a week or more of school.
  • I failed more than 1 class last year.
  • I’ve stolen something from my job. 
  • I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation 
  • Disney movies almost make me cry.
  • I’ve peed from laughing. 
  • I’ve snorted while laughing.
  • I’ve cried from laughing so hard.
  • I’ve glued my hand to something.
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public.
  • I was born with a disease/impairment.
  • I’ve broken a bone.
  • I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. 
  • I had a serious surgery. 
  • I’ve had chicken pox. 
  • I’ve had measles.
  • I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been to Canada
  • I’ve been to Mexico. 
  • I’ve been to Niagra Falls.
  • I’ve been to Japan
  • I’ve been to Africa.
  • I’ve been to Hawaii.
  • I’ve gotten lost in my city.
  • I’ve seen a shooting star.
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
  • I’ve been to a casino.
  • I’ve been skydiving.
  • I’ve gone skinny dipping.
  • I’ve played spin the bottle
  • I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
  • I’ve crashed a car.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a play.
  • I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve seen the Northern lights.
  • I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
  • I’ve played chicken.
  • I’ve played a prank on someone.
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
  • I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • I’ve eaten sushi.
  • I’ve been snowboarding.
  • I’m single
  • I’m in a relationship and “it’s complicated”
  • I’m married
  • I’m in a relationship
  • I’ve gone on a blind date.
  • I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
  • I miss someone right now.
  • I have a fear of abandonment.
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
  • I’ve had a crush on a teacher. 
  • I’ve kissed in the rain
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I have kissed a stranger.
  • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve snuck out of my house.
  • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I am keeping a secret from the world.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
  • I’ve cheated on a test. 
  • I’ve ran a red light.
  • I’ve been suspended from school
  • I’ve witnessed a crime.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight
  • I’ve been arrested. 
  • I’ve passed out from drinking
  • I’ve passed out from drinking in the past 6 months
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve smoked weed. 
  • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
  • I’ve eaten mushrooms.
  • I’ve popped E/Molly
  • I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
  • I’ve done hard drugs.
  • I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
  • I have 3 pills at a time no problem. 
  • I have been diagnosed with depression.
  • I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorders.
  • I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
  • I have been anorexic or bulimic
  • I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
  • I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
  • I’ve woken up crying.
  • I’m afraid of dying.
  • I hate funerals.
  • I’ve seen someone dying.
  • Someone close to me has committed suicide
  • I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
  • I own over 5 rap CDs.
  • I own an IPod or an MP3 player.
  • I have an unhealthy obsession with anime
  • I collect comic books.
  • It’s night right now.
  • There’s something else you should be doing at the moment.
  • You ate chicken today.
  • You are lactose intolerant.
  • There’s a nearby TV on.
  • You get along with your neighbors.
  • Twilight is a horrible series.
  • You’re hungry right now.
  • You have worked out today.
  • Running a mile sounds awful.
  • You have a job.
  • You love to bake Christmas cookies.
  • Your parents are still together.
  • You woke up before 11 this morning.
  • Baths are better than showers.
  • You hate British accents.
  • Victoria’s Secret is a good store.
  • Cats are better than dogs.
  • The 90’s sucked.
  • Your cell phone is right next to you.
  • Your favorite color is either blue or purple.
  • Your hair is short.
  • You are by yourself right now.
  • The last thing you drank was water.
  • Your hair color is natural.
  • You don’t drink soda.
  • It’s cold out
  • Orange juice is better than Apple juice.
  • You love someone right now.
  • Video games are awesome.
  • Your sheets are white.
  • You have read works by Shakespeare before.
  • You’ve been professionally diagnosed with a psychological disorder.
  • You know someone in the hospital right now.
  • You’ve showered/bathed today.
  • You know someone who has beaten cancer.
  • Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear.
  • Chocolate is better than vanilla.
  • You’re allergic to peanuts.
  • You’ve never been to New York City.
  • You’ve never been on a varsity sports team.
  • You want to go to Europe.
  • You’re using a laptop right now.
  • Plastic surgery is a good idea.
  • Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear.
  • You’ve made yourself throw up.
  • Your friends do drugs.
  • School is too early.
  • Your nails/toe nails have nail polish on them right now.
  • You’re Italian.
  • You have a tan right now.
  • You bite your nails.
  • You’ve been on a diet before.
  • You shop in plus sized clothing stores.
  • Hot Topic is scary.
  • There are socks on your feet right now.
  • You’ve used a hair straightener
  • Shopping online is easier than shopping in an actual store.
  • You’re in Verizon’s network.
  • Cheesecake is delicious.
  • Your BMI falls into the overweight category.
  • Your BMI falls into the underweight category.
  • You have gotten your hair cut in the past month.
  • Your birthday is within the next 2 months.
  • You’ve been rejected.
  • Comedies are better than action films.
  • Math is the best subject.
  • You are fluent in more than one language. 
  • You love Greek food.
  • You consider yourself a picky eater.
  • You live with at least one parent.
  • You’re happy right now.
  • You have a pet cat.
  • You were born before April 5th, 1991.
  • You have brown hair.
  • You have blue eyes.
  • You can count to 20 in another language.
  • You have studied a foreign language.
  • You voted in the 2008 presidential election.
  • You own a vehicle that is older than a 2004.
  • You have worked 3rd shift.
  • You have worked in a fast food restaurant.
  • You drove somewhere that was further than a half hour away today.
  • You are older than 19.
  • You are younger than 16.
  • You are an only child.
  • Your parents are divorced.
  • You have more than one sibling
  • You are a vegetarian.
  • You have braces.
  • You wear contact lenses.
  • You have a tattoo on your wrist.
  • You have a tattoo on your lower back.
  • You have a lip piercing.
  • You have a tongue piercing.
  • You have your nipples pierced.
  • You have your cartilage pierced.
  • You have curly hair.
  • You have received flowers from someone in the last 2 months.
  • You are engaged.
  • You are married.
  • You have children.
  • You are an aunt or uncle.
  • You have been out to eat at a sit-down restaurant in the last week.
  • You have been drunk in the past 48 hours.
  • You have lost your virginity before you turned 15.
  • You are bisexual.
  • You watch Scrubs.
  • You were told you looked cute today.
  • You were hugged today.
  • Your best friend is of the opposite sex.
  • You have paid more than $100 on one item of clothing.
  • You are always on time.
  • You have done something illegal within the last 24 hours.
  • You have been out of the country within the last year.
  • You love Chinese food.
  • You love Italian food.
  • You love Mexican food.
  • You love country music.
  • You love rap.
  • You love hip hop.
  • You love punk rock.
  • You love hard rock.
  • You love metal.
  • You love classic rock.
  • You love bluegrass.
  • You love oldies.
  • You love techno.
  • You love pop.
  • You know someone younger than 10 who passed away.
  • You have taken pictures of yourself just because you were bored.
  • You have a parent who is a teacher.
  • You are Catholic.
  • You are Mormon.
  • You are Buddhist.
  • You are Agnostic.
  • You wish at 11:11.
  • You have had your current job for more than 3 months.
  • You have had your heart broken.
  • You have done something just for the fact that you were old enough to.
  • You have been to a cemetery at midnight.
  • You have been a vampire for Halloween.
  • You have been a witch for Halloween.
  • You have been a pumpkin for Halloween.
  • You have stayed up for 48 hours straight
  • You are missing someone right now.
  • You have been let down recently.
  • You have had someone you thought you could trust betray you.
  • You would rather have a one-night stand than a relationship.
  • You would rather win $500 from the lottery, than guest on a game show.
  • You have met someone famous

cross out the things you’ve done

Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really silly. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Snorted cocaine. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Accidentally burned yourself. Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swan with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe. Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Taken a taxi. had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straights A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the house. Swore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter.

If anyone wants to know the stories behind some of these, I’m happy to tell.  Some of them are actually kinda funny.

(Source: larryishellacute)

fluffy-elephants:

thatsthat24:

vinegod:

On the Run by Thomas Sanders

Words can not express how much I loved making this vine…

i love this guy so much

Welcome to Hell from Erica Wester on Vimeo.

welcometohellfilm:

Here ya’ go guys.  It still needs some work, but this is as finished as it’s gonna’ get for the time being.

A character-centric comedy about an unfortunately friendly demon and the apathetic highschooler he’s supposed to be haunting.


Senior graduation animation produced at the Kansas City Art Institute, May 2013.  By Erica Wester.


(For captions, go here: https://vimeo.com/67934608)

Like it on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welcometohellfilm

persisting:

shameglobe:

bombulum:

What does English sound like to foreign ears?

We’ve all heard examples of fake Chinese or German from speakers who lack familiarity with either language. While typically cringe-worthy, these examples do raise interesting questions regarding our own language. What does English sound like to non-English speakers? After more than 40 years, Adriano Celentano’s “Prisencolinensinainciusol” remains one of the most illuminating examples. 

The entire song is nonsense verse, neither English nor Italian, but the sounds are meant to resemble English. Linguist Mark Liberman wrote an interesting post about this sort of thing over at Language Log discussing yaourter, the French word for an attempt to speak or sing in a foreign language that one doesn’t know all that well. This often involves trying to sing a foreign song with nonsense or random words filling in the blanks. Liberman shares this wonderful quote from a random Internet user:

Just for the story, in France, when we don’t speak English and we want to imitate the sound, we call it “yaourter”(to yoghourt), the imitation sounds like a very nasal language, kind of like a baby crying. It mostly imitates the “cowboy” accent.

jesus christ this is actually reALLY FRUSTRATING IT SOUNDS LIKE ENGLISH BUT IT DOESNT MAKE WORDS

i love this song our joke is that it’s what jargon sounds like when it’s sung

(Source: blogs.howstuffworks.com)

asylum-art:

Alexandra Khitrova:Fantasy Illustrations

(Alexandra Khitrova) on deviantART, on Behance,

Designer Alexandra Khitrova Discovers a New Career through Her Stunning Fantasy Concept Artby Christopher Jobson on May 17, 2014. The reaction online and off was swift, and Khitrova soon found herself working on increasingly complex drawings as she suddenly began to get commissions. Now, only a year later, she is already working with a team of writers and artists on a feature film.

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